I like to say that I know exactly what I am and what I'm not. One thing I am, even though I'm not proud of it, is shallow. What is it that keeps me from dating guys who think the world of me? I love having my ego fed, so why is it that I'm seeing someone who isn't willing to hold that spoon for me? Simple answer: the guys unwilling to be spoon feeders are usually the cute ones.
What is the reason that I'm saying this out of nowhere? I just don't believe that someone who spent 5 years of their life on a brown waterproof cargo pants wearing, fresh off the boat looking, undeserving of such a cute person, buckteeth rabbit has the right to tell me I'm immature. I may be a bitch, but I don't think speaking the truth makes me immature in any way. The fact that I'm even dating someone who lost their virginity to such a beast is already a blow to my ego, but the fact that he can probably come up with more reasons for why he likes her than he can for why he likes me eliminates any ounce of an ego that I thought I had.
Blogging makes me feel so much better. Air conditioning in this 90 something degrees weather makes me feel better. Going to his Myspace and seeing that he now has only a picture of me and him makes me feel better. Remembering that there's a Bulls vs. Celtics game right now makes me feel better. Thinking back on Derrick Rose's beautiful arms and laughing to myself about how Paul Pierce missed a potential game-winning free throw after sinking the first one makes me feel great. I think I've calmed down enough to call him now. Let's hope he has the right things to say this time.
What is the reason that I'm saying this out of nowhere? I just don't believe that someone who spent 5 years of their life on a brown waterproof cargo pants wearing, fresh off the boat looking, undeserving of such a cute person, buckteeth rabbit has the right to tell me I'm immature. I may be a bitch, but I don't think speaking the truth makes me immature in any way. The fact that I'm even dating someone who lost their virginity to such a beast is already a blow to my ego, but the fact that he can probably come up with more reasons for why he likes her than he can for why he likes me eliminates any ounce of an ego that I thought I had.
Blogging makes me feel so much better. Air conditioning in this 90 something degrees weather makes me feel better. Going to his Myspace and seeing that he now has only a picture of me and him makes me feel better. Remembering that there's a Bulls vs. Celtics game right now makes me feel better. Thinking back on Derrick Rose's beautiful arms and laughing to myself about how Paul Pierce missed a potential game-winning free throw after sinking the first one makes me feel great. I think I've calmed down enough to call him now. Let's hope he has the right things to say this time.
flywithamyy: DUDE YOUR BLOGS
flywithamyy: I JUST WANNA LIKE COPY AND PASTE THME
flywithamyy: ESPECIALLY THE ON WHERE THE GUY THINKS THE WORLD OF YOU
flywithamyy: BUT YOU DONT GO WITH HIM
flywithamyy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
flywithamyy: I WAS LIKE OH HELLO OLIVER
tr i ps e ey x: i read that & i was like
tr i ps e ey x: this applies to amy too
tr i ps e ey x: poor *****...
flywithamyy: i keep him around because i like having my ego strokeddd
flywithamyy: you keep all your boys around for the same reason
flywithamyy: there's one main guy .. and then there's those that is in love with you
flywithamyy: and you just flirt with them when you want the comments
flywithamyy: I JUST WANNA LIKE COPY AND PASTE THME
flywithamyy: ESPECIALLY THE ON WHERE THE GUY THINKS THE WORLD OF YOU
flywithamyy: BUT YOU DONT GO WITH HIM
flywithamyy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
flywithamyy: I WAS LIKE OH HELLO OLIVER
tr i ps e ey x: i read that & i was like
tr i ps e ey x: this applies to amy too
tr i ps e ey x: poor *****...
flywithamyy: i keep him around because i like having my ego strokeddd
flywithamyy: you keep all your boys around for the same reason
flywithamyy: there's one main guy .. and then there's those that is in love with you
flywithamyy: and you just flirt with them when you want the comments
So um.. if he doesn't work out...
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Wow, I like your blogs. Keeping it real and actually not saying bull shit to make you look good.
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