Today was crazy hot. Woke up, did some reading, showered and went to Kathleen's house, headed to Anaheim for Thai food, then went to the Block to shop since I can't go tomorrow night. Bought jeans and walked around. There were no Asians whatsoever... The only cute guys there were all Mexican. But that's okay since I now have a thing for the ones who are clean-cut, don't look like cholos and actually look like they can speak English fluently, dress nicely, have perfectly-shaped round/oval heads with buzzed hair, and are handsome in a non-Mexican way. There was actually this one gorgeous Mexican guy rocking aviators, but ehe resembled Mark to the point that all I could think of when I looked at him was baby mama drama. Asians and Filipinos, where you guys at? Nothing against my good-looking Hispanics, but they're already taking over So-Cal and just about every public location out there. Don't let them take over the ladies too. Right now they're the only ones I take notice of when I go out. That's pretty weak if you ask me. But enough about that. Turning to a completely different subject now. We sat down to people-watch after we got pretzels. Mimi decided to play a little game where we went around in a circle and said something that turned us on in the opposite sex or something that we look for in a guy. I wrote down the things we said 'cause some of it was so freaking hilarious. Kathleen and her strange ass fetishes. You'll see what I mean when you read what we said.
K: Black (Oh yes)
C: Money (Sufficient amount is a must)
M: Smells good
K: Short hair (A must!)
C: Big penis (Not expected in Asians and Hispanics however)
M: V-neck (Cheap and well-appreciated. All guys, go get one!)
K: Hairless (Upper body wise)
C: Nice shoes (A must! Dunks and Jordans are appreciated)
M: Filipino
K: Slim jeans (Flare or baggy pants not appreciated)
C: Nice eyes
M: Buzz cut
K: Cute ears (Fetish #1)
C: Nice car
M: 5'10" + (Good luck with that if you like Filipinos)
K: Nice feet (Fetish #2)
C: Tattoos on forearm
M: Lip piercing
K: Tattoos on neck (All guys, go get one!)
C: Plump lips
M: Wears plaid
K: Ear piercing
C: Good sex (A must!)
M: Red/green hat (Any color fitted hat appreciated)
K: Non-ashy elbows (Fetish #3)
C: Small butt (A must!)
M: Talented
K: Nice eyebrows (A must!)
C: Fast metabolism
M: Nice abs
K: Been to jail (She wants them to be familiar with the thug life)
C: Ambitious and funny
M: Not a baby daddy (Shouldn't I be the one to say that? -_-)
K: Gives foot massages (Fetish #4)
C: Not a druggy (A must!)
M: Decisive
To be continued.
K: Black (Oh yes)
C: Money (Sufficient amount is a must)
M: Smells good
K: Short hair (A must!)
C: Big penis (Not expected in Asians and Hispanics however)
M: V-neck (Cheap and well-appreciated. All guys, go get one!)
K: Hairless (Upper body wise)
C: Nice shoes (A must! Dunks and Jordans are appreciated)
M: Filipino
K: Slim jeans (Flare or baggy pants not appreciated)
C: Nice eyes
M: Buzz cut
K: Cute ears (Fetish #1)
C: Nice car
M: 5'10" + (Good luck with that if you like Filipinos)
K: Nice feet (Fetish #2)
C: Tattoos on forearm
M: Lip piercing
K: Tattoos on neck (All guys, go get one!)
C: Plump lips
M: Wears plaid
K: Ear piercing
C: Good sex (A must!)
M: Red/green hat (Any color fitted hat appreciated)
K: Non-ashy elbows (Fetish #3)
C: Small butt (A must!)
M: Talented
K: Nice eyebrows (A must!)
C: Fast metabolism
M: Nice abs
K: Been to jail (She wants them to be familiar with the thug life)
C: Ambitious and funny
M: Not a baby daddy (Shouldn't I be the one to say that? -_-)
K: Gives foot massages (Fetish #4)
C: Not a druggy (A must!)
M: Decisive
To be continued.
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