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Turn-Ons

Today was crazy hot. Woke up, did some reading, showered and went to Kathleen's house, headed to Anaheim for Thai food, then went to the Block to shop since I can't go tomorrow night. Bought jeans and walked around. There were no Asians whatsoever... The only cute guys there were all Mexican. But that's okay since I now have a thing for the ones who are clean-cut, don't look like cholos and actually look like they can speak English fluently, dress nicely, have perfectly-shaped round/oval heads with buzzed hair, and are handsome in a non-Mexican way. There was actually this one gorgeous Mexican guy rocking aviators, but ehe resembled Mark to the point that all I could think of when I looked at him was baby mama drama. Asians and Filipinos, where you guys at? Nothing against my good-looking Hispanics, but they're already taking over So-Cal and just about every public location out there. Don't let them take over the ladies too. Right now they're the only ones I take notice of when I go out. That's pretty weak if you ask me. But enough about that. Turning to a completely different subject now. We sat down to people-watch after we got pretzels. Mimi decided to play a little game where we went around in a circle and said something that turned us on in the opposite sex or something that we look for in a guy. I wrote down the things we said 'cause some of it was so freaking hilarious. Kathleen and her strange ass fetishes. You'll see what I mean when you read what we said.

K: Black (Oh yes)
C: Money (Sufficient amount is a must)
M: Smells good
K: Short hair (A must!)
C: Big penis (Not expected in Asians and Hispanics however)
M: V-neck (Cheap and well-appreciated. All guys, go get one!)
K: Hairless (Upper body wise)
C: Nice shoes (A must! Dunks and Jordans are appreciated)
M: Filipino
K: Slim jeans (Flare or baggy pants not appreciated)
C: Nice eyes
M: Buzz cut
K: Cute ears (Fetish #1)
C: Nice car
M: 5'10" + (Good luck with that if you like Filipinos)
K: Nice feet (Fetish #2)
C: Tattoos on forearm
M: Lip piercing
K: Tattoos on neck (All guys, go get one!)
C: Plump lips
M: Wears plaid
K: Ear piercing
C: Good sex (A must!)
M: Red/green hat (Any color fitted hat appreciated)
K: Non-ashy elbows (Fetish #3)
C: Small butt (A must!)
M: Talented
K: Nice eyebrows (A must!)
C: Fast metabolism
M: Nice abs
K: Been to jail (She wants them to be familiar with the thug life)
C: Ambitious and funny
M: Not a baby daddy (Shouldn't I be the one to say that? -_-)
K: Gives foot massages (Fetish #4)
C: Not a druggy (A must!)
M: Decisive

To be continued.

Westminster Mall

Didn't go to the Angels game with Terrence and his friend after all. Amy came over and we headed to West Mall. Dandy was supposed to come but he turned out to be busy, so we just shopped, pigged out in the food court, and shopped some more. I had so many shoe-gasms today, but I still wasn't able to find the exact kind of shoe I've been searching for all this time. Went to Target to get random stuff, then back to my house where we've been chilling, watching TV, playing random games on my phone the whole night, and showing each other our unique lapdance techniques. Don't ask. Surprisingly we were pretty good, but we definitely need to get a life and do something productive, lmao.

Shopping Day

Took my senior portraits earlier in the afternoon. What the eff, 35 freaking bucks for five damn pictures that don't even look that good? I bought the cheapest package too. People who pay a load of money more to get a bunch of extra shots; I wanna know, are you that ugly that you need that many pictures in order to get a good one? I wanna set up a professional photo shoot with one of those young, amateur professional dudes sometime. I'm so unphotogenic that I need some pro pics man. Anyways, cashed my check, Amy came over, went to pick up Liz, stopped by Staples to get some school supplies, and went to the Block. I was walking by Converse when these four Filipino guys saw us and followed us into the Ecko store, but none of us had the balls to say anything to each other so eventually they left when we gave them no sign that we were feeling them! Lmao, coulda been Mimi's soulmate or something. Bought $75 worth of pants for my dad for only $45 thanks to employee discount, then went to El Torito with the girls and Terrence. Tiny but very yummy tacos. Headed over to Mainplace Mall for some shopping. Bought the one thing I need the least: another freaking dress. We were talking about whether or not Liz would be a good employee at the store I work at, and I was telling her that she would have to do a lot of flirting there. She asked for examples, so I said "That shirt looks really good on you" and Mimi said "That shirt makes your shoulders look really masculine." Amy goes "How about those pants make your penis look big?" Dude, lmfao! Why am I not surprised she said something like that. Baskin Robbins, stopped by Barnes and Noble, dropped Liz off, went to my house to give my dad the stuff, Wal-Mart for Amy to get folders, McDonalds, and now chilling at my house. All of us have such complicated guy situations, lmao. How hard can it possibly be to have a regular relationship with someone? As of now I want an innocent boy who has my best interests at heart. Not someone with a baby mama, not a big-time partier, not a player with multiple girlfriends. Just a nice, handsome, innocent boy with good intentions.

Closing Shift

- Yesterday
Didn't do anything besides work at night. My new heels hurt like a bitch! Nothing really interesting happened; people are pretty tame Sunday nights. $53 DPT. Not bad. Spent the whole night texting Paul 'cause Terrence gave me his number. You'd think that when he gave it to me, he would actually have remembered to mention the fact that Paul has a freaking girlfriend. Paul didn't tell me 'til way later on in the conversation, and it's funny 'cause he said things to me that no guy who "truly cares" about his girl should ever say. And he continued to say things along those lines even after I told him not to be so flirty anymore. Paul's one of those guitar-playing, acoustic-singing Filipino guys. So not my type but so every other Rancho girl's.

Long Day

Worked morning shift with Terrence. Slow ass day, which put me in such a cranky mood to the point that I despised any customer who wasn't buying at least $45. That reminds me; gotta write a one page essay explaining why I couldn't hold a $50 DPT. There was this girl who wanted to do an exchange, and when Terrence pulled her shirt out of her bag, a female condom belonging to her chola mom fell out. Lmao, can you say awkward? Got my check and went to my mom's shop after work. Knocked out in the back for a while, then woke up and got my nails done. Went home for a few minutes, then went to get Thai food with my aunt and cousins. Anaheim plaza afterwards, where I got a pair of heels yay. Fuck the bitches who work at Fashion Q. They needa get laid or something because they're seriously the mutest and grumpiest cashiers on the face of this planet. We went into Wal-Mart and it was so funny 'cause I was talking about the kind of pads I liked, and I stared at a package of pads and said "I like it long... thin... and without any cloth on it." Mimi and Kathleen got quiet all of a sudden, so I looked up to see what they were doing, and they were staring back at me with eyes wide open. I finally understood what was so funny and couldn't stop laughing for the longest time, lmao! I love when we go to random ass places like that and yet we're somehow able to have fun. Stopped by Yogurt Flavors and I didn't even wanna go in since I hate trying new places, but this hot guy worked there so we ended up going in and sitting there. Anyone reading this who knows who that one bald guy working at Yogurt Flavors is, please let me know. Their toppings are really good btw. Stayed at Kathleen's house for a while after, but we went home pretty early since all of us have been up since 8 in the morning. I'm so sleepy I can't even watch Cheaters. Debating whether my older aunt's pho is worth waking up at 10 for tomorrow morning. If it was Kathleen's mom's pho, I'd be up early no doubt. Anyways, time to record Cheaters and ktfo.

What's Yo Twitta

Stayed home all morning with intentions of starting on my second book, but I ended up watching TV, sleeping, and getting ready the whole time. Didn't even read a single word. Stopped by the Tom guy's house to get my SIM card tray, then went to Westminster Mall to pick up my phone from a guy named Kevin 'cause I had him unlock and jailbreak it. He was so busy he forgot to ask for the money, but I was nice enough to go back and pay him. Ate Panda Express with my dad, picked up Mimi, dropped my dad off at his friend's house, then went to eat with my mom, aunt, and cousin. We went to the Block since I might have to work tomorrow night and did the usual: shop, people-watch, and visit my coworkers. Even though I worked very little hours last week, I actually had the most sales. $3,400 or something like that, all in eight hours. Talked to Brittany, who was really sad because her boyfriend's mom's newborn baby died yesterday. I didn't know what to say to comfort her, so I just gave her a hug and left. Saw Mally when we were at the food court place and I wanted to tweet about her, so I was like "Mally! What's your Twitter?" Somehow that turned into a song we call "What's Yo Twitta," and the whole night Kathleen and Mimi were coming up with the chorus and verses for it. Hope they become famous millionaires so I won't have to go through eight years of schooling. Oh, and Kathleen said my family should have our own reality TV show called "Laying Down The Las." Get it...? Laying down the laws? Hahaha! I didn't get it at first. Very clever. Kay, nothing very interesting about my day. All I saw were a bunch of damn couples. For the most part, they weren't good-looking, but there was this one Mexican couple where the guy was tall and built and the girl had fake boobs and nice legs. I wanna be like that: have people look at me and whoever it is I might be dating and say "Dang, they're a good-looking couple." Soon, I hope. Soon.